今天rg去同學家玩wii
很開心的回來報告...
她說那是同學的爸爸買的
- Jul 02 Mon 2007 20:06
當大人真好~~
- Jul 01 Sun 2007 00:57
18層地獄之----愛護動物篇
- Jun 29 Fri 2007 10:25
換個姿勢..再來一次..
在母雞咖啡相簿裡面有張照片
我解說是: 換個姿勢再來一次..
怎麼這次去平溪玩...有人拍照的時候頻頻用這句話？
- Jun 20 Wed 2007 09:11
神父笑話
- Jun 11 Mon 2007 20:07
blonde 金髮美女~~唉
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
- Jun 11 Mon 2007 19:09
家族相簿
家族相簿是本學期故事戲劇組推出的大戲，劇情描述天真的小老鼠妮絲被家中看似正常的叔叔在四下無人之時性騷擾，她遲疑是否要將此事告訴媽媽，因為叔叔威脅她..天上將會有一道閃電劈下來，打壞他心愛的
家族相簿..小妮絲又遭受大公貓的攻擊，幸而被媽媽和姐姐解救。此時才將真相告知媽媽，而得到媽的開導，化解了心事.....
- Jun 02 Sat 2007 00:14
轉貼:神父笑話
神父笑話
有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。
那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋裡有一個空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，
- May 31 Thu 2007 20:59
it's hard to be a dad~
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.
"Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"
- May 02 Wed 2007 22:04
別煩我..我今天夠累的了
今天要上園藝課..我已經缺席2次了今天一定要去
不能讓同學以為我去旅行完回來就不上課
可一下樓找不著機車..原來被騎走了
- Apr 15 Sun 2007 00:52
Voted best Irish joke
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life, between the legs
- Apr 14 Sat 2007 15:29
莞爾一笑
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一戶農家明天殺雞，晚上餵雞時說：「快吃吧，這是你最後一頓！」
第二天見雞已躺平並留遺書：「我已吃老鼠藥，你們也別想吃我，我他媽也不是好惹
- Apr 14 Sat 2007 15:03
婚姻中很有智慧的一句話
- Apr 14 Sat 2007 14:53
3 wishes
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
- Apr 14 Sat 2007 14:49
black humour
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
